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July 19, 2008

The Implausible Euphemism

Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki agrees with Barack Obama’s 16-month re-deployment plan.

“U.S. presidential candidate Barack Obama talks about 16 months. That, we think, would be the right timeframe for a withdrawal, with the possibility of slight changes.”

Oh, snap. And guess what, apparently now so does George W. Bush.

“[Maliki and Bush] agreed that improvements in security should allow for the negotiations “to include a general time horizon for meeting aspirational goals, such as the resumption of Iraqi security control in their cities and provinces and the further reduction of U.S. combat forces from Iraq,” the White House said.”

Oh, snap. P.S. We all know “a general time horizon for meeting aspirational goals” = a timeline for withdrawal. Fuck you, for thinking we’re too stupid to see through that pathetic euphemism.

What does John McCain have to say about Obama and his two new BFF’s?

“Progress between the United States and Iraq on a time horizon for American troop presence is further evidence that the surge has succeeded. … If we had followed Sen. Obama’s policy, Iraq would have descended into chaos, American casualties would be far higher, and the region would be destabilized.”

Well, of course.