http://www.elasticheart.com/?p=183 The Noises Reasonable People Make Wed, 01 Sep 2010 20:06:24 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 http://www.elasticheart.com/?p=183&cpage=1#comment-177 Aaron Sun, 10 Aug 2008 18:15:58 +0000 http://www.elasticheart.com/?p=183#comment-177 Ah yes, I confused Newt with McCain. Good catch! Ah yes, I confused Newt with McCain. Good catch!

]]> http://www.elasticheart.com/?p=183&cpage=1#comment-176 The Subtle Rudder Sun, 10 Aug 2008 18:11:38 +0000 http://www.elasticheart.com/?p=183#comment-176 I think it was Newt G. who left wife number who-can-count-that-high just after the cancer diagnosis. Flyboy dumped the missus, a former swimsuit model who had--oh noes!--grown older while she waiting faithfully for his return, after she had a terrible car wreck that took five inches of her once-shapely gams. But I'll bet Cindy looks AWESOME in a mini-skirt. Paging Miss Buffalo Chip! I mean, that beer fortune's great and all, but that cunt can really lick a pickle. I think it was Newt G. who left wife number who-can-count-that-high just after the cancer diagnosis. Flyboy dumped the missus, a former swimsuit model who had–oh noes!–grown older while she waiting faithfully for his return, after she had a terrible car wreck that took five inches of her once-shapely gams. But I’ll bet Cindy looks AWESOME in a mini-skirt. Paging Miss Buffalo Chip! I mean, that beer fortune’s great and all, but that cunt can really lick a pickle.

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